“Where do we go nobody knows?
I've gotta say I'm on my way down
God give me style and give me grace
God put a smile upon my face”

YAWWWN! Hm. Coldplay, I said. My mp3 cum alaram cum reminder cum GPS cum cellphone crooned early morning. Damn that phone got everything. But I never get to call people from it. Note to self-Need balance.

“Its gonna be an awesome day!!” I said to myself. I know how to lie to myself.

After my bath, I found the hidden secret … Am late (again).

“SHIT !! MOM !! WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES ??!!?”

“HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?”

She is a different mom. Not the commercial ones.

Search for the perfect clothes again.

1. Stylish

2. Not worn thrice a week.

3. Flashy

4. Not too Flashy.

5. Matches with undies if the jeans go down or the tee goes up.

6. Don’t smell.

Got them.

No breakfast again?! Shucks.

“Mom me going”

“Laukar Ye.”

“HAHAHAHAHA JOKE !”

Stupid bus. Where is it?

That one is crowded. But with the girls. Hmm.

“Ek station dena bhaiya”

“ Sutte nahi aahe?”

“SUTTA allowed hai bus mein?”

“Ootar Khaali.”

TINK TINK

Where is the humour?

Stupid train. Why is it always crowded?

“Yeh local KISI-BHI stahnako par nahi rookegi”

That’s mine. Move your butt mister!

Geez. Took forever this time.

Why do ladies come in Gents?

And even if they do .. why cant we go in their compartments?

Cuz,

the gents is not gents. Its "GENERAL COMPARTMENT" .

Hope I reach college in time. Hey, that’s my friend.

“Hey, wassup with you?”

“ALL SHIT”

“That’s good to hear.”

“Where are you going?”

“Umm. College?”

“Oh .. yeah yeah. OK. Meet you near paan-patti”

SIGH!

Lecture One-

“Itshh thee Genitalz aurguuns that isszz .. BLAH BLAH ..”

Ugh.

Lecture Second-

Bunk.

Lecture ALL others-

Bunked them all.

There is my group.

“Hey guys”
“ WHER THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN?
“ Nice to meet you too. Thanks for asking”

Stupid friends.

“BLAH..BLAH..BLAH..BLAH..GIRLS..BLAH..SEX..BLAH..LOVE..BLAH..Isnt he soo cute?..BLAAAAAH !

“Ok guys. Garnier Fructis (Take care,APNE KHYAL RAKHNA)”
“You too dude”
“Tuckur”

Stupid Train.

Stupid Bus.

Back home.

“Mumma, Whats for dinner?”
“Pepproni Pizza, McVeggie and Coke”
“WOWW! I love you mom”

“TINK TINK”
“HUH?”

Tink Tink.

Oh. Still in bus. Sleeping. Stop went behind.

Finally home.

“Mumma, Whats for dinner?”
“Nothing. Wait for some time”

Home Sweet Home.

At late midnight. Ipod consoles me.

“Am there for you owner. Why did you pay so much for me then huh?”

He says, “iplay for you.”

“When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you.”

Snore.zzzzz.

Labels: boring life, emo life, lame, Mediocre day